There's Nothing to Do (nothing at all) Part II

I forgot about miniature golf.  If all else fails you can scare up a rousing game of miniature golf.   Par 3 course.  Pictured is the additional putting green.

Sculptures of Beaded Dresses seen from aft elevators

Glass Birds in Central Park

Not feeling like Arnold Palmer?  So take a few lessons in the casino, do a little karaoke, or just a sing along with others.  Participate in a trivia contest, or have a slice of Sorrento's pizza and a cup of coffee from Starbucks while you people watch on the Promenade.  Buy yourself a little real or faux jewelry, grab that new Coach purse or wallet you've had your eye on, and then relax in a bar that travels up and down three stories while you drink.  (No matter how much you drink, you are not imagining that the bar is rising and falling.  It really is.) 

Get the kids together and do a little hula hooping, bean bag tossing, coloring and playground climbing on the Boardwalk.(After you ride the carousel.)  You might also stop for an airbrushed tattoo and then build a stuffed animal to call your very own. 

Britto Sculpture by Pool

Don't forget to ooh and aah at all the sculptures and other art work around the ship.  And we haven't even gotten to the wine tastings and the magicians.

I also forgot to mention that this village-in-a-ship stops with surprising frequency at various Caribbean Islands.  (Who woulda thunk it?) So if you're that bored you can always get off the ship for a few hours.   Maybe you can find a museum, rum factory or old sugar plantation to tour.  A dolphin or two to swim with. A horse to ride through the surf, or a submarine to ride underneath it.  Perhaps some windsurfing, snorkeling, hiking, para sailing, or whatever it is you do on gorgeous tropical islands.  If you can't think of anything, give me a call.

Nope, nothing to do, nothing at all.